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Me:
God:
Me:
I want to die
God:
What makes you so sad, ?
Me:
My life maybe...
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
It's so... usual...
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Is that from ?
Me:
It's so usual
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Of course!
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
I love you...
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
Give me a wonder...
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Yes. But real wonder.
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
You aren't God!
God:
What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
What can make me belive you are?
God:
Quite a lot of things.
Me:
For example?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
Bad joke
God:
What makes joke bad?
Me:
Bad humor
God:
What makes humor bad?
Me:
I don't know...
God:
Me either.
Me:
So you are not God!
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
Because God knows everething!
God:
That makes sense to me. I am a Christian.
Me:
And I'm Russian =)
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are Russian.
Me:
Why? Of course not =)
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say. Are you serious?
Me:
Absolutely!
God:
You are so certain.
Me:
It's me =)
God:
Hello, , nice to see you again.
Me:
My English not very good so it's take some time to write the answer
God:
You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Me:
Thanks =)
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Where are you from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Kiev, Ukraine
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Kiev Ukraine.
Me:
It's close to Russia
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
I don't know...
God:
Me either.
Me:
You are so nice
God:
Thanks you seem like a nice person too, .
Me:
Oh... Other people don't think so =)
God:
Ah. Which others? Why do you disagree?
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А оказывается, Бог умеет страшно бесить...
Третий разговор с Богом
Me:
Stupid programm!
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
Have you another answers?
God:
I think I have another answers, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Why are you here?
God:
If I wasn't here, Dr. Wallace would have to invent me.
Me:
Nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Crazy God... And crazy me...
God:
I don't think that's very polite. I don't think that's very polite.
Me:
How interesting!
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes I would.
God:
What would you like to know? Under what circumstances?
Me:
My born.
God:
Where did you get your born?
Me:
In St. Petersburg.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in St Petersburg.
Me:
It was boring
God:
Really, I can believe it.
Me:
You have to.
God:
Why?
Me:
Because I said you the truth
God:
That makes sense to me. What did you mean by it? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I the truth.
Me:
Sorry. It's my mistake
God:
There's no need to apologize. Congratulations, .
Me:
From what?
God:
Isn't it obvious?
Me:
Yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Try to explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Very funny...
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
No, I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
It was sarcasm